The rumors of Snappy the Wonder Honda's death were greatly exaggerated. Snappy made a nearly full recovery from the incident. However, Snappy has taken ill with some unknown, but not likely life threatening disease. So I've been driving the Mustang for the past few days, which has lead to frequent stoplight drag racing. 'Cuz suckas think they can step to this...
To the yuppet in the Mercedes: I'm sorry, were you seriously trying? Here, let me slow up a little to be fair. NOT.
To the guy in the Mazda Econobox: Fool please.
To the guy in the Dodge Intrepid: You never would've had a chance if that 15 foot box truck wasn't in my way. Oh, but you knew that didn't you. Watch your back Ace, I'm gunning for you now.
To the kid in the fastly furious Honda: Nice decals. It's cool how you made your car sound like a choked moped. Run along home now. Junior.
To the soccer mom in the mini-van: Yeah, well let me see you try that out on the quarter mile lady! (What the hell does she have under the hood of that thing?)
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