A dog stands with front paws on the kitchen counter (a surface which dog paws should never, under any circumstances, come in contact with). Paused, she looks sideways at her owner standing a few feet away with a spray bottle leveled at her nose – which points at a knife possibly holding peanut butter remnants. The owner stands rigid yet poised, ready for any wrong move by his target.

Dialogue here:

I know what you’re thinkin’: ‘Did he rinse that peanut butter knife clean or is there a little bit left?’

Tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being that this is a Sprayco Multi Purpose Sprayer – the most powerful spray bottle in the world – and would soak you clean to the bone...

...You gotta ask yourself a question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’

Well... Do ya dog?

The dog withdraws and skulks away, squinting at the thought of being sprayed.

With apologies to Harry Callahan.